I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
