I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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