Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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