So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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