yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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