I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
They have beer where we have blood.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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