I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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