4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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