What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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