You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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