Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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