We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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