Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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