She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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