That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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