it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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