D3 body, D1 cock
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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