yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
