Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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