this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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