stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Even my vagina gasped.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
