$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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