Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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