They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
