Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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