If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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