Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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