Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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