lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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