It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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