I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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