to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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