I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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