Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
