I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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