Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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