You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Less talking, more tequila
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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