I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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