Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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