Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
