HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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