from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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