i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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