Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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