hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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