he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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