So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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