3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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