This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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