what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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