Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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