She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
