Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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