I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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