My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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