My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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