Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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