Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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