Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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